What a ‘snowflake’ is used for…

𝓌itter
5 min readJul 10, 2021

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They chain everything to earth.

They make it so that you look at the earth as a sort of “way to see seasons passing.”

This is why grammie will pass way in her sleep, relaxed and of natural causes, because Keith came back. He’s here with us and I can see him now.

I can see him just as easily as a white wizard that comes…to tell you what to look for in water.tYou don’t ‘run away’ from things that can chase you wherever you go and that’s why ‘disparaging a liberal’ just because you think that’s how you can get to a particle of dust someone found and said, “hey, E, I think this might be important” it doesn’t matter if your name is Elisa Payne or Elon Musk or the E-rated version of the King Kong that just punted Godzilla to pluto saying “don’t knever come back her because I’m an ant who doesn’t care if you’re a four eyed version of the King Kong version of no, I mean the KIN of the KING of Kongs, he’s going to come back again, and you don’t

pray to “god” that he NEVER comes back because you’re playing a next generation versus of Pong that doesn’t end well because that version of pong has a lot of mirrors and travels faster than light so I guess you can say it’s effectively INVISIBLE.

God is a particle so small that if you look closely enough you’re going to wind up blowing the entire Earth and everyone who cares about anything at all to a different version of “KING, DUMB, please, CUM” like you were Benedict Arnold Cumberbatch who had the entire library of Congress if “congress” meant “the universe” and you thought because you had it you might try USING IT not just ONCE but TWICE.

That’s why Once Upon a Time begins the way it does.

Because some ‘tricks’ work only ONCE and the legend himself George Bush, ‘the little one’ figured that one out.

It was the only thing left for him to figure out because his DAD figured everything else out by listening to BIRDS carefully.

I think it was, ‘hitch, cock, wagon, HUGE LOAD((infinite load)don’t try to carry it on your back, walk BACKWARDS with it like you don’t even want to SEE what’s coming, and get a boatload of women to ride around in your little ‘red’ wagon because they’re the ones supposed to be driving.

They are the ones who know how to drive, and if you don’t believe me I can tell you that I tried to lasso all of them so I could figure out how to make cars PERFECTLY SAFE for the SAKE that Elon gave me to make his mom and dad happy again.

It’s powerful stuff. And only Elon knows how to ‘use the right doses’ of it.

That’s common sense.

That’s why it looks like only Elon and Brian Kent have any, and if it hadn’t been for that “duck like dwarf’ you call B — this is a rock guy, pierce it with Adam’s only apple, because if you think you’re going to bring a MAN down here with the idea in his head that a dollar ain’t worth nothing if it doesn’t believe the life of a child is worth more than a few clicks of a lighter and a string doused in gasoline I will try to explain to my sister how utterly stupid you might just be because I wrote all about how Cheryl Kent is a flower on a rock that I don’t even think any of you down here (certainly not of a particular racial persuasion) could even TOUCH her if God hadn’t planned for her to be the best one by far I’ve ever seen in a sister.

And that’s because she’s my ONLY sister, in the conventional sense of the word.

You think Jada Pinkett Smith, whose name I reference because Will Smith is the lunatic who kept me from POUNDING MY FIST into the ground seven more times like the “one time” I did it in “Plan-O” Texas, of which I’m sure some of you will shortly now be hearing…

Yes. You don’t have to be afraid of ANYTHING at all anymore, but if you find a thing another man is legitimately afraid of and you start mocking him like you do any kid who braved knowledge even though he knew damn good and well by the age of two days that people aren’t to be feared but ignorance, malice, brutality, and the hearts of men…but not really the hearts of WOMEN because you don’t ever hit a girl unless you want something 10,000 times bigger and angrier or FAR crazier than you grabbing you by the collar and saying “quit doing that”

And yes, I still DO owe Elisa Payne formerly Kent’s new husband a congratulations AND $10 because he did win that bet and I ‘teasingly mocked her’ for weakness using an approach I can’t even believe EVEN I thought of just before I stopped and said, nope, you can think better.

One more time, think better. Don’t work HARDER than Elon Musk or Brian Kent and if you think you can think harder than both of them put together while they’re trying to deal with this “gravitational disturbance” that is wisdom (and if you think I’m ‘joking’ as in , yeah, tell us another story…)

You already failed the test b eccause u, my friend, are a boy wonder but shurely I am not.

And Hell is paved with words that begin before you even know how to spell “surely” with a “yes ma’am” rather than that “S” you are trying to both find and avoid at the very same time.

Poppycock, I say. Let the new age of gaming begin so that KIDS can be the focus, because that’s what the ladies ‘probably want’ for us to pay attention to. Put their wishes all in a “big bottle” and drink the champaign or however you figure to spell it when the camp-ain0to rid the world of starvation and mass suffering and water to something OTHER THAN just mortal men, cats, dogs, cows, pigs, chickens, birds, squirrels and even “this one eats that one and I love that one” ends to the best of your ability.

Work on harder problems. It’s the only way to abide the hunger you have in yourself to learn. That’s my magic pill. Happens to be red some days, other days blue, I wish my wonder woman would come in her invisible jet like she did to that white-ish house with the stout fence before I blew the lot of it away with a six-pack of Gorilla tape and a letter to God that said, please? I’d appreciate it.

Yep. Truer words.

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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