To Toviah Moldwin

  1. Donkeys don’t play violins
  2. There is no discernable linear sequence in which a donkey could have it explained to it how to play one.
  3. Because #2 is true, it evaluates to a Sudoku puzzle, and this is classically the puzzle which is known as “Does P equal NP or doesn’t it?”
  4. Since the answer to such a puzzle renders the confirmation of that answer easy rather than “almost or nearly impossible” I *think* it is true that if I explain this rather carefully, despite using linear squiggles (i.e. letters, numbers, etc.) you will understand what I am talking about, I should like to say in advance, to be respectful of your time, that
  5. You guys are working in the complete and total WRONG DIRECTION.
  1. Ants are a species but not a species, right? RIGHT
  2. An ant COLONY is FAR more powerful than a single ant. Kind of sort of like a company that tries to squash a little ant like me. HINT: IT IS NEVER FUCKING GOING TO HAPPEN. It wouldn’t even happen if Tesla were the U.S. military, and in point of fact the only reason I haven’t wiped the floor with Monsanto, Verizon, kaleida health, AND aramark (to name a few) is because why would I waste my ant like time destroying companies which actually don’t do a horrible amount of long-time-distance damage when I sincerely believe that the greatest existential threat we currently face is ELON MUSK’S INABILITY TO STAY FOCUSED ON A TASK for even half as long as pathetic old me can?

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I’m a sustainability advocate working to promote proliferation and understanding of electric vehicles and photovoltaic technology. Please send your questions!

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