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In a peculiar turn of events, the Pope today announced that the “Taj Mahal” has been deemed safe. A bizarre internet phenomenon of some kind, apparently originating from a “pulse” sent from outside this solar system, has “frazzled” the Internet for a “few minutes” sending milky way-like shockwaves of an informational character throughout the world.
While the pulse has been deemed by top scientists, working together with teams from MIT, Stanford, Harvard, etc. who met in a less-than-closed-door meeting at Ithaca, New York Saturday morning (yes, just yesterday they met…)
Safe. It’s perfectly safe. They’re just “telling us” to pay attention a wee bit more carefully. We have *almost everything* perfectly right already.
It’s a left/right process. Sort of like marching, but to a different beat.
Seems like all the radio stations are playing “Imagine” and “Yesterday” and “MAgic” by Ric Ocasek, and a bunch of Ozzy Osbourne favorites (which of course include his duet with Lita Ford): Close My Eyes FOREVER in something like a “regular rotation.”
They found the “answer” in a guy who had already been COMMITTED as a ‘psychopath’ fourteen times and on the FIFTEENTH STRIKE, the human race ends, “rather abruptly.”
