Pleasure knowing you, dad. You are my friend, you are my mentor. You are my Socrates; we’ve found the middle ground! How swimmingly beautiful this place is. Glad we haven’t missed it.

Sorry!

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2 min readJan 14, 2024

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I got my answer in first.

I will help, where I can. You guys stressed me out. Stupid chasing each other to the right answer. I was just a nick faster than the fastest.

My sis needs a nice charger too. My brother and you will take a look at his garage.

Love you, my new brother! What a dream machine we’ve caught, together, my brother.

ME:EM

that is my fist bump to the 2nd coolest guy in the universe. From at least the 3rd coolest.

Elon, that will be…let’s see, at least three royal purple Model Y. I will have you gently transport to the White House Rose garden for Easter of this year.

It will be the redecorating, as previously discussed, of the White House.

To make in pleasurable for the new batch of upcoming students now that you’ve botched the opportunity of saving your children from the grief of the pig sty of your incompetent use of the time the universe gave you to…

….the message continues, but you’re sure that the message was coming through garbled.

Human stupidity! The Universe cried!
Why must you blow this ONE SINGLE opportunity you have to realize how lucky you are to be alive in a universe so large and in many ways empty as it appears to be…

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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