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Shall we play a game?

𝓌itter
5 min readJan 27, 2020

[Edits have been made at the bottom; I only had 26 minutes to come up with my list after getting the sleep I needed for this next somewhat unpleasant part, so my apologies.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPeSmF_ikc

In the interests of fairness and justice, and because I am a reasonably good game designer, I’ve just crafted a little game for all of you.

You too, Elon.

For Matthew Broderick, that was “Global Thermonuclear War.”

My game will be, “Who Wants a Live-able Planet for the Kids?

The rules of the game are simple:

  1. Each person who sells one share of TSLA stock by 3pm on 1/28/20 gets a single vote.
  2. Each person who sells more than one share of TSLA stock gets a number of votes determined by the below detailed procedure.
  3. Each person identified by this message post, in edits I will complete by 4:20PM PST tonight, gets a multiplier, as I will specify below.

Note: I am not asking for any money, and certainly not any of the money that you’re taking back from Tesla, and by extension, from Elon Musk, whether you opt to do this or not. All I’m asking is for you to identify to some degree of certainty that you have done so by emailing me at

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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