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Recent changes

𝓌itter
2 min readAug 14, 2021

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Just a ‘quick note’ this time to apprise you of a recent change in the evolutionary development cycle.

Or perhaps just the way humans respond to the environment.

As of fairly recently, human males were responsible for *all* the dangerous AND all the most treacherous work on this planet. Women just kind of sort of had to deal with a shit ton of pain and taking care of babies.

But since “fairly recently” actually in this case means stopped about five thousand years ago as of last Sunday, let’s take our erasers out and erase all the men on ‘higher steps’ of the dominancy hierarchy of the planet and let position by merit rule for an instant or two of the eons we have left to fuck around with things.

Like this is a Shell game with REALLY BIG shells and ‘only’ the men get to be really in charge because “they are the ones who take on all the risk.”

Sometimes, the ‘program’ or the ‘game’ or the ‘rule book’ or whatever has to have some revisions to the operational methodology. Every five grand years ought to be fair:

Only once in a few hundred generations would we then have to ‘take our chances’ with the worry whether it’s more fair in the world to be a human male or a human female, and all the animals can continue to wait another infinity years to ‘have their day in court.’

And I COULD write so very much more on this topic, but what I really wanted to do right now is write a piece on why I would totally eat Megan Fox’s underwear if they…

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