My life in pictures

𝓌itter
3 min readJan 16, 2024

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Suitable place to start, if Apple would figure out where all my Negative Carbon Roadtrip pictures went.

Plenty of others (like that infernal nitwit John Urshel or the brighter one — that Michael Oher) will have taken pictures.

Athena in Times Square blaring She Bop!@!poB ehS are all quite valuable prints…I will sign them all of course (I did already)

and the $2 bills, too.

Jeff-er’s-son hath said, “Independence from Personal Stupidity Day” begins on 1/15/2024 — strenuously everywhere known as…

Star date 19330.92917 *(this is the 19,330 and 92.917% of a day in the life of the only one stupid enough to do the last puzzle.)

“What’s up?” by Four non blondes play. Because I have an affinity in all non Margot Robbie cases to favor the others.

My mother’s hair flaming red (obviously) Darci…not witnessable from short range, I swear she blinds me with her brilliance…

No, I’m talking about (posthumously): Casey Cadile…
Rikki…
That vixen in the black Uber in Chicago…

The cute cupcake girl in Austin…

And as Purple Rain falls on him…

He fires up “To all the girls I’ve loved before”…

and…wait.. whaaat…?

Chaka JK Khan of the family of Klingons?!

but it was true…

Epiphany after epiphany rolls over them and Elon sees his minutes clearly slipping away…zuck is up soon…

But to convince him in just 95 minutes….a plane can only travel so fast…

Someone be nice and lift the commercials off my work. I can’t stand people suffering through it.

There are, of course…other ways to go through 1984.

And 1952. etc. Let’s go here, Mr. Bradbury:

and Mr. T throws in. wow. the competition for attention is getting heated…

“in the final fight of his colorful career…”

I wanted to believe I wouldn’t simply bury The Legend Elon Musk (note that begins to spell…LEM…ming the merciless …

…bury, I say, under an avalanche of partial-dimensional spaces as he spun in circles and I staggered against my interior basic wall system so I wouldn’t swoon with the mortal’s stupidity.

Did he not know that Homo sapiens sapiens and Homo sapiens quintessentilus were entirely different…

Not entirely distinct species…or at least extensive testing on interbreeding was being done…

I mean, Statham showing up with a movie called “The Beekeeper” should have been a rather obvious tell-tale sign.

But…

You are just naturally inclined to go for the lunkheadedest of the sheepish bullies in the corner to prove your powers in this life, Homo sapiens sapiens my precious crushable-as-if-squares-of-origami dears.

See here how Stall-one brings a gripping arch over the entrance to Holidayland…land of hope…

Incidentally, so I don’t forget:

Wall Street Bull>>>>>immediately to bullard park, Albion, New York, so my mother’s dog Tucker can urinate on it, and NYC tourists can wonder where it’s gone.

Don’t be stupid about that one, Elon, this is a perfectly brilliant example of force-at-distance and I demand that it, or a suitably equivalent (i.e., that much or more) mass be moved just by my fingers ‘loosely directed’ in the area of that which needst moving.

This clearly means that if people do as I bid them to do, we will be choosing the order of which city to clean up first.

From Lucknow (um, obviously) to…
Moscow…

etc.
I am such a non-tyrant that I start the Okazaki fragments first, and that woman, I do declare if she’s not a very nice honor on that SNL episode (an “anti-skit” because it clearly makes SNL more vibrant and useful as a regular source of information…

Ok that’s 19330.94792

We count us by 1/10000ths of a day, guys. That’s just what quintessentialus does.

That’s a species-defining trait. There aren’t microscopes on purported errors in the genetic code. There is a scaling back (eventual a removal of hostilities on our friends of the pasture.)

You wouldn’t want me enslaving all of you just because I could. Enlightened people don’t do that.

That fin stuff with the dolphins and sharks had better be a worldwide bulletin and yes 60 minutes is welcome here.

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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