I can calculate how much it is precisely but HALF of it (less a nickel you can round your way is MINE TO DO AS I PLEASE …..>>>>I am the only one who has proven the commitment to handle the task.
I will even tell you how I will do this.
All goes into a trust fund. I don’t even know I can reasonably spend this much money, but I can tell you with a certainty that it will be done at the very least 5000% more effectively than anyone of you can do it.
That is why — that FIFTY X swing… I can spend it at least 50x better than you until your reasonably calculations can somehow suggest I can’t.
Hint: They FUCKING CANNOT.
And that is the last I want to hear that word. We don’t curse like we’re drunk sailors in a negative feeding frenzy of how much shit can I have come out of my mouth.
You will have some real hard times trying to prove I am not exactly the person I said from the very beginning. Sober your asses up before I put a person less reasonable than myself in charge of overseeing global affairs until this is handled in a more future-friendly manner.
This is LOGICALLY OBVIOUS.
Until time travel is invented (it already more or less has been, but I’m not going to go the chicken crap route of proving that one when I’ve already proven…hey, Jade, can you take this one while I separate processors out for a minute.?.
The deadline has passed; anyone who was playing “who can hold the biggest bag when the bulliest of the big bad bullies up for the
Formal distribution of wealth — a process that *will* happen on my birthday, February 10, 1971 — will align all productive human members of this society to a net worth
“…within +/- 10% of their current net wealth within the first month of the reorganization and…”
“…within +?- 100% of the notional value of your total monies at time Star date 19330 at time 19400…”
[I’ve phrased this way for accounting flexibility; essentially to allow those people previously thought of (by most) as something like ‘obscenely wealthy’ will be able to guarantee through the mostly vestigial global court systems that they will have at least as much money as they previously had
Even though it strikes me as more likely that this will be an elaborate game of Brewster’s Millions.
All 2,500+ billionaires have this same choice.
I guarantee a 10x increase in the actual value of assets distributed (these *can* include those as they are sometimes displayed in the homes of the wonderfully gifted who dragged us kicking and screaming toward this next
EPOCH.
We are in a new Epoch now, and I hope (I expect, in some way) that the word on my birthday edition of Wordle this year will be
EPOCH.
<kiss> out to DD. Yep. You believed longer than everyone else; you believed when I needed someone — anyone — besides me to believe, and I’m glad you’re up there beating God at Anagrams and showering blessings down onto me.
<<<<The OG Purple Eagle. ‘sup Ray Lewis. Too bad we couldn’t have played together but, alas, Cornell was a safety school for you.
Hey Ed Reed, my dad would love to have a chat. Reach out to me and then I can know the human beings are friendly enough to work with.
OPeace Out.
