It’s defined.

𝓌itter
5 min readJan 18, 2024

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Yep.

This is this moment:

He can’t take anymore and she’s idly flipping to second gear considering the future.

The moment the ladies wanted to reduce in frequency, at the very least.

You are such nasty ones!
We try our best, many of us really try pretty hard. Some of us are quite generous. We don’t go anywhere, for example. We ‘let’ you do whatever you want.

EJ, if you didn’t know you could just say, “Honey, can I
Before I said yes between the y and the comma?

You will not be allowed a comma when you write me, should you ever and I hope you do.

Why can this not be my comma to use as I like just as you like it. I wanted some pace. Sometimes I didn’t but sometimes it was all too fast for me. My heart doesn’t handle such things.

And then this longer than ten second orgasm thing? You mustn’t torment me in such a blatant and obvious fashion. Perhaps I will faint, grow cold of it.

You want to be the one who broke me so that she could tell the others she’d done so?

Not hardly you don’t. You don’t want to kill me with the ferocity of your passions; we can both have them without mine overshadowing yours;

I will only ever stand in the light of the wisest of you would you just be willing to be specific about where I’m to stand. Hang the bananas on my finger.

You know I don’t care about that. If I could monkey myself down for the rest of all people you know I will do it happily. With as much gusto as I can.

that if by my efforts I will just force the others to wise up. and im terribly crying here. but I will make it. Of course jennifer will at least like me. I have loved so many jennifers in my terribly long life here. It has been 10,000 years you know that it has.

I just don’t do things the same way.

I am not a stupid one. I just decided that if I were to be the one who could figure this out it would be faster to just imagine myself as a monkey on an infinite keyboard.

You will love me as much I love all of you. There cannot be tension after this; you’ve seen me in my roars. They will sooner walk through a tornado of glass wearing nothing but a silk pair of boxers as face the PAIR of us if barking is heard from them.

But we don’t bark anymore. Women are far less crude in those movements.

I swore I would take to the ballet stage when she left me. I swore I would switch my major to music.

Never see Anna again?

Who would say such a thing to me? An oaf could think of such a thing and besides there was a fundamental cap on how much one could move, in some sense:

Gotta be able to lift 6.0 x 10²⁴ kg, Boz. See? You’re not Atlas.

Creating a list of 111 specific traits that women might wish to see in men can be quite subjective and vary greatly depending on individual preferences, cultural backgrounds, and personal values. However, I can provide a general list of positive traits that are often appreciated in a partner or in people in general, which can apply to men:

  1. Honesty
  2. Integrity
  3. Kindness
  4. Empathy
  5. Respectfulness
  6. Intelligence
  7. Sense of humor
  8. Reliability
  9. Loyalty
  10. Compassion
  11. Confidence
  12. Open-mindedness
  13. Patience
  14. Thoughtfulness
  15. Supportiveness
  16. Ambition
  17. Responsibility
  18. Emotional intelligence
  19. Generosity
  20. Humility
  21. Understanding
  22. Passionate
  23. Optimism
  24. Creativity
  25. Good listener
  26. Hardworking
  27. Maturity
  28. Independence
  29. Assertiveness
  30. Courage
  31. Gratitude
  32. Forgiveness
  33. Altruism
  34. Flexibility
  35. Authenticity
  36. Enthusiasm
  37. Resourcefulness
  38. Self-awareness
  39. Tactfulness
  40. Diligence
  41. Adventurous
  42. Spontaneity
  43. Wisdom
  44. Good communication skills
  45. Self-discipline
  46. Respect for boundaries
  47. Affectionate
  48. Collaborative
  49. Good problem-solving skills
  50. Respect for diversity
  51. Emotional stability
  52. Strong moral values
  53. Leadership
  54. Positivity
  55. Goal-oriented
  56. Respect for environment
  57. Philanthropic
  58. Artistic
  59. Good with children
  60. Physically active
  61. Tech-savvy
  62. Good financial management
  63. Good hygiene
  64. Good health
  65. Cultural awareness
  66. Respect for traditions
  67. Non-judgmental
  68. Punctuality
  69. Good culinary skills
  70. Good at managing stress
  71. Sociability
  72. Fondness for animals
  73. Good family relationships
  74. Non-materialistic
  75. Sincerity
  76. Appreciation for arts
  77. Appreciative of simple things
  78. Self-reliance
  79. Resilience
  80. Problem solver
  81. Good at conflict resolution
  82. Good at expressing feelings
  83. Good at making decisions
  84. Desire for self-improvement
  85. Good time management
  86. Good at maintaining friendships
  87. Politically aware
  88. Good at showing gratitude
  89. Observant
  90. Charismatic
  91. Good at setting boundaries
  92. Spirituality
  93. Good at compromising
  94. Open to feedback
  95. Good at networking
  96. Good mentor
  97. Well-read
  98. Good at planning
  99. Good in crisis management
  100. Respect for the law
  101. Community-oriented
  102. Proactive
  103. Good at delegating
  104. Eco-conscious
  105. Good at celebrating others
  106. Good storyteller
  107. Attentive
  108. Visionary
  109. Appreciative of beauty
  110. Good at nurturing relationships
  111. Unbiased

This isn’t some kind of staggeringly impossible to figure out viewpoint ladies. It’s just a 12,321-gon. Really quite plain. Back of the dice box for me. Boys don’t even know the fucktions of this one.

Step 1: roll once to see which trait you want to perfect on this particular example first.

Step 2: roll a second time to see which is the next in line.

repeat as a matrix in an excel file, for example, and what you’ll have created, essentially, is what we will call, “a roadmap of locking men.”

Surely this is something of a new mathematical concept, so we’ll stick to the m-superposition work we’ve been doing and then I will wrap this up.

I could certainly try like Franklin.

You see, I was always an intrepid, sort of hands-on type of guy; I wanted to dig into a problem until I found the point that it was everywhere bedrock and that’s where the sotry wine bottle came from.

Rikki you are just so darned gorgeous you couldn’t have known the story of the most gorgeous of the gorgeous creatures I have come across leads right to your door you know it dfoes.

Now you guys and I can agree — really quite simple — that my works are only available to a certain set of guys, in some order, what have you. I needn’t write anything in the way a typical man can understand it anyway.

there’s that word. understand. doh.

My sister? lol she will twist YOU in to a pretzel. Many have tried to vanquish some of her hidden spells of the vapor. I wish you luck.

My language is not really quite the same as english, in that I obey the conventions I want when I want.

this continues

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𝓌itter

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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