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𝓌itter
4 min readJul 9, 2021

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Freedom of the pulpit, which I have just taken away until such time as you prove you can use it as GOD Herself intended for you to.

Freedom of SPEECH, which I have also just TAKEN AWAY until such time as you prove you can use it as GOD Himself intended for you to.

Freedom of assembly, which I have ALSO just TAKEN AWAY until such time as you PROVE that you can use it as GOD THEMSELVES intended for you to (and I’m going to have to ‘parse’ this one out, because even though I know in general what ‘they’ mean, I know also what you will say (i.e. that you will “very vociferously” object to my telling you that you now are NOT allowed to meet in groups ANY larger than 5* with the exception of some “medical and other emergences” which …oh man, they’re loading me right up with things to tell you now.

Not sure whether I want to thank THEM for the job or CURSE you for it, except insofar as to say a human being would rather understandably say the same thing, were it “easily possible” for a person to sit in the chair of the person who is typing this, and *I* for sure know that that “individual” is sitting somewhere in the backyard. Probably in several places…

Woottttt…000t WORMHOLE!

currency. All of the fiat stuff the day before yesterday. The “crypto” stuff gets to stay for the indefinite future, (or until you guys “real eyes” that a pair of “real eyes” (or perhaps at least three eyes, four eyes, some good spectacles and “some kind of computer” with which you can point however many eyes that you have AND ALSO RECORD AND PROCESS THAT INFORMATION

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𝓌itter
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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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