What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Edjumacation

𝓌itter
2 min readJan 11, 2024

Do you know:

  1. What he looks like?
  2. What he doesn’t look like?
  3. What he acts like?
  4. What he doesn’t act like?
  5. Do you know who he would send?
  6. Do you know who he would *NOT* send?
  7. Do you know what kinds of friends he would have?
  8. Do you know what kinds of people would not be his friend?
  9. Are you ready to choose a side yet? 13.999 days remaining.
  10. Do you realize that the only reason he even showed up was to basically say,

Pick a side.

We’re settling this, so pick a side. I don’t care which side you pick, I sincerely don’t. It doesn’t matter which side you pick if you don’t figure out a way to get me to play on your team.

There are a ridiculous amount of changes I could make to the current systems that are down here that it would probably be possible to make things exceedingly painful in an even more long and drawn out fashion than people in other countries face day in, day out — all of them with little or no hope of a higher power coming to rescue them from the 40th through 50th steps of the consequence sequences you lay upon their foreheads like a nice hot towel you get after a shave. Except it’s 120 degrees where they live.

You ‘sleeping uneasy’ at night because of all these ‘verbal threats’ that are coming from me?

Hahahahahaha…

Oh my Marsellus! He doesn’t even know what the word ‘threat’ means. Let’s give the Berkeley boy some more edjumacation.

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

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