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Collusion

𝓌itter
1 min readJan 25, 2020

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Now that I have videotape evidence of two Henrietta police officers colluding with seven or eight Tesla service center personnel to deprive me of my property, I should think that it’s time for Elon Musk or one of the Tesla board members to call me. I will finish writing this as quickly as I can, but as it’s 2:03AM EST when I begin doing so, and as this is in some sense legal correspondence, I would appreciate a little leeway.

I’m anxious about the situation, too.

Mr. President, I would appreciate a retweet so that I can show the American public what “collusion” really means. Thank you.

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