Member-only story
You, sir, must consider being the best man at my wedding!
You have so excellently rendered an experience I shared a small part of before having a woman I found entirely ‘by chance’ when a toilet on my plane in San Francisco failed after I took the largest step of my entire professional life in a hard week in cheap hotel room three miles from SF airport while the surrounding world was on fire —and which delayed me enough to miss connecting flights and dropped me into the arms of a Chicago-based Bulgarian temptress, who stole me away and distributed my organs throughout Europe in the alternate version of this story…
In one day, she was recommending her book, by the fifth I’d
