š“Œitter
1 min readDec 9, 2020

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Alright. How in God's name have you only 72 Twitter followers? How is that even possible?

I literally am shaking my head trying to figure out how only SEVENTY TWO people on Twitter are smart enough to have found the work YOU have done?

We seriously need to talk...I mean, Zoom, you know...because you and I share a rather annoying obstacle:

How do we get such clear information as you've presented here to the people best positioned to listen to it? How do we figure out how to optimize locating them where they are, meeting them on their grounds--but on the common grounds we all share--and soft-servingly give them the ice cream they so desperately need to TRY? How do we get people interested enough to hear what they so desperately need to hear before we're cramped on land 2/3 of its current size and we're at each others throats closer than six feet social distance has caused us to moan and groan about how far we must stand away?

What, were we sent to the corner, at some point, me and all the rest, and now the teacher has arrived and school is back in session?

I need to brood pensively about this, gather my thoughts on a night's rest and a good deal of coffee and pen you some thoughts you might find useful, my scholar, my friend. You have availed yourself so much as to bring a grown man to TEARS.

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š“Œitter
š“Œitter

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Placed in this position to maximally reflect all the wonderfully intricate facets of the women around me; we're to build a chandelier, ladies.

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